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Summary of Avengers vs X-Men
everyone: WHAT WERE WE FIGHTING ABOUT AGAIN
everyone: I DON'T REMEMBER
everyone: NEITHER DO I
everyone: WELL FUCK IT MIGHT AS WELL FIGHT SOME MORE
everyone: WASN'T THERE A GIANT BIRD OR SOMETHING?
iron man: NAH IT'S COOL THOR'S TAKING CARE OF THAT
everyone: WAIT WHERE'D THAT HOPE-MUTANT GO?
avengers: WE'RE GONNA GO FIND HER
x-men: NUH-UH YOU'RE NOT WE'RE GONNA FIND HER FIRST
everyone: SHIT IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME
hope: can you guys just stfu for five seconds and let me meditate or some shit
everyone: THERE SHE IS
cyclops: NO MORE AVENGERS
reader: what
colossus: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT
reader: WHAT
May 31st
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thisisamoriartyparty: lieutenant-lush: Jenna I feel like i’m gonna die please help why did you not tell me that drinking is bad for you I nearly just threw up on some random students and last night I was illiterate I think we might have had this discussion before darling i still had a hangover this morning at work it’s only ever worth it if great things happened great things did...
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ok my mother just walked in in my huge blue velvet ballgown and told me about how i should go to work dressed as the queen for the jubilee thing because it would piss people off then she tried to catch the cat under the skirt and then left, running after the cat, trying to catch it under the skirt. i want a go
May 31st
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you’l never guess what i’m doing tonight … … … ok so you haven’t guessed but I’M GOING TO A 90s NIGHT ho shit i will own everyone in the EARTH for fancy dress tonight
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be”
– Kurt Vonnegut Jr
May 30th
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Bitch, please.: Turning the other cheek is for... →
name-redacted: Vaguely Interesting Story That I Can’t Say For Sure Is True: This passage was explained to me like this: “If somebody slaps you, make them slap you twice”. It wasn’t Jesus being a pansy, it was Jesus being really bitchy. It always amuses me how much the background narrative…
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thisisamoriartyparty: Read More Jenna I feel like i’m gonna die please help why did you not tell me that drinking is bad for you I nearly just threw up on some random students and last night I was illiterate
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I need to not drink Ever Ever again That is my new rule it’s a NO DRINKING RULE ho fuck think I may still be drunk
May 30th
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Mentally preparing myself for what promises to be a long time of drinking
May 29th
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I just pressed a button on ao3 and idk what it was but it’s showing me things in backwards chronological order so there is fic from 1976!!! There’s pages and pages of blake’s 7 stuff and obvs loads of star trek and if you look on the tags you can find shllow grave, velvet goldmine, and trainspotting fic as well. Who knew.
May 29th
thisisamoriartyparty: So uh, Natasha/Jarvis AI Jarvis not human Jarvis I don’t know if that makes it more or less weird, either way it was pretty hot if anyone’s interested Basically Natasha and Clint kill time by telling stories. Natasha’s is that one time she was horny and also in Stark tower. I promise it’s not weird, or maybe it is weird, someone tell me if it’s weird. this is amazing...
May 29th
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Look out world i’m crying over fanfiction again Let’s talk about how the xmfc tag on ao3 is just something I should probably never go near if I want to retain my sanity
May 29th
I need some new catharsis I feel physically like how I imagine loki feels when thor pins him down with a hammer but maybe more like if he did that and then just left him alone for a long time until every muscle itches You know how queer as folk ends and it’s like, and after all that, we are here again, and it’s like brian hasn’t learnt anything and nothing has changed? I always...
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Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
agent-natasha-romanova: yourpatronsaintofdenial: BRING IT ON.
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i;ve lost my tablet pen and i really wanna draw but if i draw i have to go upstairs because that’s where my sketchbook is but i haven’t drawn for days and i’m LITERALLY ITCHING so i better go
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also known as pavatr prabhakarand created for release in india james how did you even find this comic but yeah it also sounds really cool: Spider-Man would become an Indian boy in Mumbai and dealing with local problems and challenges, he added. Spider-Man India will interweave local customs, culture and mystery to make it more relevant to the readers, set against the backdrop of monuments...
May 27th
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May 27th
i think i’m allergic to benedict cumberbatch ehehe i like him as sherlock but only because sherlock’s an asshole and he’s good at being an asshole??? also what was with the ‘not misogynistic husband of sue vertue’ comment oh my GOD what did that even mean go away benedict no one cares andrew scott though just come here
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run out of MOTHERFUCKING PILLS why can’t they just send them to me by post for fuck’s sake my doctor is so inefficient i have to make an appointment every two months which is just WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME can’t i just order them on the internet or something or why not give me like a year’s supply ugh
May 27th
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going through everyone’s soundcloud that follows us and i’ve found some really fascinating stuff is anyone on here ‘TheOtherSherlock’ on soundcloud?? i feel like it’s someone on here.
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